Elizabeth Taylor goes in to get her vagina reconditioned.
Elizabeth : Dr. I want to have the vagina of an 18 year old.
Dr. : Ok that can be done.
Elizabeth: Ok but please, ABSOLUTELY NO PAPARAZZI or MEDIA involvement!
Dr. : Of course, it will be completely confidential.
The surgery occurs with no complications. in f...
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
6 never did trust 7. Sure, they worked closely together, but 7 always seemed at odds with him. 6 always preferred the company of 4, a perfect 10 of a duo, even though 2 kept them apart. But when it came to 7? 6 always summed it up to bad luck. Then, 6 found the truth. 6 respected 9, even thoug...
Jamaica is demanding compensation from the UK for our involvement in the slave trade!
Shocking, we already paid for them once!
How many Republican does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Twelve to investigate Obama’s involvement in the failure of the old bulb, 23 to deregulate the lightbulb industry and 51 to pass a tax credit for lightbulb changes.