Elizabeth Taylor goes in to get her vagina reconditioned.
Elizabeth : Dr. I want to have the vagina of an 18 year old.
Dr. : Ok that can be done.
Elizabeth: Ok but please, ABSOLUTELY NO PAPARAZZI or MEDIA involvement!
Dr. : Of course, it will be completely confidential.
The surgery occurs with no complications. in f...
How many Republican does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Twelve to investigate Obama’s involvement in the failure of the old bulb, 23 to deregulate the lightbulb industry and 51 to pass a tax credit for lightbulb changes.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
6 never did trust 7. Sure, they worked closely together, but 7 always seemed at odds with him. 6 always preferred the company of 4, a perfect 10 of a duo, even though 2 kept them apart. But when it came to 7? 6 always summed it up to bad luck. Then, 6 found the truth. 6 respected 9, even thoug...