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Intents Jokes

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Scarlett Johansson and some guy were the only survivors of a shipwreck.

They didn't know each other before the shipwreck, but he did know who she was...

At the beginning it was hard, but as time passed, this guy learnt how to provide food and shelter, he started taking care of her, and eventually she started caring about him... after all, there wasn't anybody els...

A mathematician and an engineer were placed in a room with a beautiful naked woman on the other side.

The proctor says over the intercom, “every time the bell rings you can move half the distance to the woman.”

The mathematician gets furious and leaves, saying to the engineer on the way out, “You fool! Don’t you understand you can never actually reach the woman?”

The engineer smirks, “...

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Ever had sex while camping?

It's fucking intents

My first real estate investment will involve campers and dolphins...

For all intents and porpoises...

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Ever had sex with an acorn?

Its fucking nuts!

Ever had sex while camping? Its fucking intents!

Ever heard of a brain prostitute? It'll blow your mind!

A New Strain Spreading Faster Than COVID

Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports.

Scientists warn that a virulent strain of humans are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving researchers at a...

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A man is telling his friend about the time he had sex while camping

His friend says "that must've been fucking intents"

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[nsfw] did you guys hear about the great Native American orgy?

It was fucking intents!

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What do you call it when people want to have sex while camping?

Intense intents in tents.

How did the extreme campers describe their living conditions?

Intents!

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Have you seen the clown porn going around?

It's intents

A man was arrested after planning to kill his friend while on a camping trip....

He's being charged with intense intents in tents.

I hate dolphins...

...for all intents and porpoises.

Did you hear about the circus fire?

...it was intents!

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