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A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered.

She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes from her. The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked directly toward him.

Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, “I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to...

Here are three ways to tell if someone isn't attentive:

1)They don't make eye contact
2)They interrupt
3)They don't learn from mistakes
4)They miss important details

I should have been more attentive; my pot has unexpectedly boiled over

Honestly. It was a little soup rising.

Every time a character in a TV Show says “another round please” they’re immediately handed a drink by an attentive bartender.

But every time I do it all they say is:

“For the last time, I’m not a bartender. This is planned parenthood. You need to leave.”

Like okay! I get it I’m not rich and famous!

I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers.

...Or maybe she said "a tent of lovers." I wasn't really listening...

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My girlfriend has asked me to start being more attentive so last night I gave her an orgasm...

...but she just spat it back in my face.

Nothing is free

There Is Nothing Free On Earth, Even To Listen Attentively, You Must Pay Attention

A man, sitting in a hospital bed, sits up attentively when the nurse walks through the door.

“Hello,” he greets her. The nurse smiles, handing him and pice of paper, and says “Your insurance will cover your expenses.”

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