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Eye Infection Jokes

Doctor told me I have viral eye infection...

Must be the cornea virus

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I just got an eye infection for rubbing it too hard.

I guess I can’t masturbate for awhile now.

Did you hear about the doctor that ignored an eye infection and went blind?

He examined himself, but couldn't see anything wrong.

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Wood eye

There was once a man who got an eye infection and had to get his eye removed, he could not afford a glass eye so his doctor made him a wooden one.
He was very self conscious about having a wood eye and as such he would only go to poorly lit bars to try to pick up chicks.

One night he was ...

I called in sick to work today...

I said: "I have an eye infection, I can't see myself coming in."

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