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I lost my IDs.

I feel like such an iot.

People make fake IDs to get into bars. That’s all well and good but I’d rather have 365 IDs that have different birthdays on them so I could get free desserts at every restaurant I go to

Just makes sense really

Angelina Jolie walks into a florists.'I'd like to buy some flowers', she says. 'Orchids?' says the florist.

'No, just flowers today'.

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

I'd like to have kids one day..

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.

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