Ids Jokes - 5 Hilarious Ids Jokes

I lost my IDs.

I feel like such an iot.

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People make fake IDs to get into bars. That’s all well and good but I’d rather have 365 IDs that have different birthdays on them so I could get free desserts at every restaurant I go to

Just makes sense really

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Angelina Jolie walks into a florists.'I'd like to buy some flowers', she says. 'Orchids?' says the florist.

'No, just flowers today'.

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

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I'd like to have kids one day..

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.

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