Did you hear the one about the bad bear in Boise who went into a bar and ordered a beer?
A bad bear goes into a bar in Boise and says to the bartender, “Give me a beer.” The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to bad bears in Boise.” The bear says,” I said give me a beer,” and the bartender says, “I told you, we don’t serve beer to bad bears in Boise.” So the bear goes to the...
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Credit: Leftover Laffy Taffy from Halloween. #157 Julie D., Boise, ID