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I told my boyfriend we could watch a porn for his birthday and do everything that we saw in the videoā€¦

I He was super psyched, until I fucked the pizza guy.

A Suicidal person and a Homicidal person are roomed together in a psyche ward

The homicidal person says "we share a common interest"

I just found out that 23% of women are taking psyche medications.. I can't believe it...

That means 77% are walking around untreated.

Somebody says video games don't have any impact on your psyche. I can't agree with that.

My Ex-girlfriend played Tetris a lot in her childhood.



She's still waiting for a long stick.

What is the deadliest kind of teen?

A hungry one.










PSYCHE!

A guillotine.

Joke about a Pole in a swearing competition

A contest was set up. By who? Nobody knows.


But, the general gist was this - whoever can maintain the longest flow of cursewords wins... something.


And so, a Britton, a Frenchman, a Russian and a Pole get into the finals. Each have their own booths to psyche up and prepare for ...

2 cats are at the English Channel.

An English cat and the French Cat decide they want to cross the channel. The English cat psyches himself up, says ā€œOne... Two... Threeā€ jumps in the water and swims across.

The French cat decides to imitate the English cat. ā€œUn... Deux... Trois...ā€ Cat sank.

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Two Sandwiches in a Deli

One day two sandwiches are sitting in a deli. One sandwich - a veggie sandwich - asks the other "Hey man, if you could be any kind of sandwich, what would you be?"


The other sandwich - a turkey sandwich - isn't in the mood. He retorts "I'm tired man. I don't feel like having a deep conv...

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Duke!

A young man goes to pick up his date. When he gets to the door she's not ready and her father invites him in. He takes a seat on a big chair in the living room and begins to talk to her father. Within a few minutes, he realizes that he has to let go a really big fart. The pressure continues to build...

Helium walks into a bar.

Or, rather than walks, floats; for helium, at room temperature, is a gas, and thus has no legs with which to walk, and, due to its lighter-than-air nature, does not sink to the ground. The bartender himself is confused, for not only is helium invisible to the naked eye in the absence of another obje...

Walking on Water

It's the second resurection of Christ. Before the world ends he wantsĀ 
to take in some fishing. So he gets his friend Moses and they head upĀ 
to Minnesota to fish. They are about to rent a canoe when Moses says:
"Jesus, can't you still walk on water? Why not just walk out there?"
So Jesu...

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So this guy gets transferred to Norway through his job.

Heā€™s pretty excited about it. Heā€™s working his dream job, heā€™s young, he doesnā€™t have a wife or kids, heā€™s looking forward to the adventure. The town he gets transferred to is beautiful. It looks like a Christmas card! The people are so nice and welcoming. He loves this town. Heā€™s there for almost a...

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