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Biometric Jokes

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*When your wife keeps her head on your chest and slowly asks, “Dear, do you have any women in your life other than me”?*

*Remember your answer is not important at this time, what is important is your heartbeat. Keep your heart in control, Don’t panic. It’s just your biometric test.?*

Call me a luddite, but I feel the need to be vigilant about having too many connected devices.

Google accessing biometrics via wrist wear? Not on my watch.

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