Iced Jokes

Have Kids.
Make Coffee.
Forget you made coffee.
Put it in the microwave.
Forget you put it in the microwave.
_*DRINK IT COLD*_

... milk with ice is iced milk, and tea with ice is iced tea, what's ink with ice in it?

>!(This one works better out loud. If you don't get it, maybe say the answer out loud to someone you know and they'll probably agree even though they haven't heard the lead in.)!<

At first I thought it was regular ice, but when I got back on my feet, I noticed my wallet was gone.

I can have a Sundae service

Because they drank tea before it was cool.

The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don't forget. They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. "You might want to write it down," she said. The husband said, "No, I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream." She then told ... read more

I guess you can say I am depresso for espresso

It’s the same as a Long Island Iced Tea, but it has a twist at the end.

Or as I now call it: an Ice-o-late

I forgot that he only drinks realty

so good it doesn't need any peach or mint.

He slept in his tea pee

I walked into the old Ice rink & noticed a couple on the ice.

“What the H is that?” I asked to no one in particular.

“figure skating” I heard a couple say back…

Sure… they can say that all they want

But If they figured track and field—I’d be worried!

Benedict Arnold Palmer

Iced Mocha Latte