A guy from Boston was driving down a New Hampshire country road.
He saw a farmer out in his field, doing something near a horse drawn wagon. His interest piqued, he pulled over and got out to watch. After a while, it became clear the farmer was picking something up out of the plowed field and tossing it into the back of the wagon. As the farmer got closer, the gu...
A Polar Bear and his son were walking through the icy glaciers, when the little Polar Bear says to his father, "Dad... are we pure blooded Polar Bear?" The father bear looks at his son and says, "Why, yes son, of course we are!"
The next day the little Polar Bear is hunting for seals with his...
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This baby polar bear is walking around on the glaciers with his mom...
...and he asks her “mom, am I 100% polar bear?” Mom is taken back a bit, but reassures him “my parents and my parents parents were 100% polar bear, so you are also”.
The baby finds his dad devouring a seal and asks him “dad am I 100% polar bear?” Dad is taken back a bit, but reassures hi...
Remember when glaciers were cool?
That's all. What's a good follow up? It's a climate change joke. Idk.
I got a new SUV. My hippie friend says to me, "What about the Rainforests? What about the glaciers?"
.. I'm like "Man, it's got 4 wheel drive... We can go anywhere you want!"
Did you hear about Titanic II gearing up to set sail in 2022?
Good thing we melted all our glaciers in the preparation.