Hotel California Jokes - 4 Hilarious Hotel California Jokes

The Hotel California was destroyed last night and they’re looking for the suspect.

Evidence is pointing that its San Andreas’ fault

I heard Hotel California for the 6th time on the radio during my cross country road trip.

You can change the station any time you like, but the song never leaves

At the hotel

Me: "Do you guys offer late check-out?"

Hotel California Concierge: "Buddy, I’ve got great news."

Trip advisor

When you think about it, 'Hotel California' is just a bad 'Trip Advisor' review with a three minute guitar solo.

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