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A couple goes to a sex therapist..

The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.

This happened several weeks i...

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A Couple visit a doctor

A couple ask the doctor to test them while they make love.

Doc says, I cannot find anything wrong.

This happens a few more times.

The doctor asks why they keep asking him to test them as they are obviously in good sexual health.

Well, doc. We are both married, not to each...

A new poll says 69% of Americans support Medicare-for-All...

...which pales in comparison to the 100% of Americans who support β€œ69 for All”

If you're against medicare for all even after the Corona virus outbreak...

...you've probably been paying attention to how poorly the federal government is doing providing medical services

What kind of insurance would Moses have if he was still alive today?

Medicare Part C.

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I asked my girlfriend to dress up as a Doctor during sex

To satisfy my fetish of being able to afford medicare.

Either way, the results are not good

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.'

'Mrs. Sanders, please.'

'Speaking.'

'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as wel...

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Sex Therapists

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us make love?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is
so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he
ag...

There were 10 in the bed & the little one said...

"These Medicare cuts are ridiculous."

An older woman was having female problems...

...So she had to have surgery to have her uterus removed. The doctor had just finished the surgery, and the nurse was cleaning up and said, "Um...Doc, we are missing a scalpel. We're gonna have to go back in her and remov--"

The doctor stopped her right there. He said, "No. Don't even wo...

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This old, retired couple went to see the doctor regarding sexual problems.

he old man said, "We want to know if we're making love properly. Will you look at us and tell us if we're doing it right?"

"Sure, go ahead," said the doctor.

So the old couple made passionate love and afterwards the doctor said, "You're making love perfectly. That will be $10."

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Were you there?

Once upon a time, far away in the ancient land of Persia, the ruler of the country was called the Shah and his wife was known as the Shahnee.

And it came to pass, in the fullness of time, that the Shahnee gave birth to a son, and this son, being the heir to the Peacock Throne was given the t...

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