Midwives are really great

They're always helping people out.

What do midwives and postmen have in common?

They should both back away if they hear growling comming from inside.

Can you imagine if none of the midwives showed up for a birth?

That would be a midwife crisis

I had a joke about midwives...

But I messed up the delivery

A Christian couple have a baby

Miraculously, when the baby is delivered it starts talking to the midwives. The vicar present points to the baby and cries joyously, "Look! The Father hath come unto this child!" The baby looks at the vicar annoyed and says, "Tell me about it, you'd think they could have waited till I was out!"

A young Iroquois enters the longhouse of the village matriarch

"Grandmother, I've got a bone to pick with you" he exclaims.


"Yes, my son. What do you seek?" inquires the wise, old woman.


"Where do our names come from?"


"When a child comes into our world, I take him from the midwives and raise him towards the sky. I close my eyes...

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