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Rhodes Jokes

Y'know, it's not surprising the wildfires in Rhodes are having difficulty being contained.

After all, you're not supposed to put water on a Greece fire.

Rhodes Scholars are book smart...

but road scholars are street smart.

What would you call the American Dream if he had an old electric piano?

Dusty Rhodes with a dusty Rhodes.

What did Iron Man say when War Machine asked to come with him to the future?

Rhodes? Where we're going, we don't need Rhodes.

Why’d Kye green cross the road..

Because rhodes crossed him

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Which one is the most durable? The hulkbuster?

No.

Rhodes' armor?

No

Visions stone?

No.

Captain America's shield?

No.

Thor's hammer?

No.

Iron Man's suit?

No.

It's the incredible Hulk's fucking incredible pants.

Bobby Teem

It's Monday morning, and Bobby Teem has just begun his shift in a cabinet shop.

He takes a board over to the table saw, and just as he starts to make his cut there is a loud snapping sound.

Before he can move, the blade is projected from the saw and cuts into his face, right at eye l...

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