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What did Al Gore say when his third molar came through?

"Well that's an inconvenient tooth"

Why did the Spanish Inquisition yank out people's molars?

Because they wanted the tooth, the whole truth, so help them God.

Did you hear about the new religious group of dentists?

They called themselves the Holy Molars.

What did the molar 1 say to the wisdom tooth?

Ouch! Move, oral get you extracted.

One of my molars just said I'm handsome.

I love having a sweet tooth.

How do you measure the molar mass of guacamole?

With Avocado's Constant.

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4 Friends missed their final for Chemistry because they partied too hard.

Four friends in college taking chem were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week (even though the Chem final was on Monday), they decided to go up to UVirginia and party with some friends up there. So they did this and had a great time. However, with their hangovers and...

What is the difference between a philosopher and a dentist?

A dentist helps you solve *molar* dilemmas

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How much weight do you lose after having a wisdom tooth taken out?

A molar mass.

Which kind of bear can chew the best?

A molar bear

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A dentist, doing his first extraction on a patient was nervous

When he got the molar out, his hand shook, he lost his grip on the instrument, and the tooth dropped into patient's throat

Dentist: Sorry, you are outside my specialty now, you should see laryngologist (throat specialist)

By the time patient went to laryngologist, tooth had worked its ...

There's been a plane crash

The police show up at one of the victims doors;

Wife: Hello, do you have any news on my husband?

Police: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid we have some good news and some bad news concerning your husband.

Wife: Well tell me the good news first, I need something to raise my spirits.

...

What do you call two dentists that live on the opposite side of the world?

Molar opposites

People are saying Donald Trump is wearing dentures after he was slurring his speech yesterday.

I think this calls for a molar investigation.

What do you call a tooth in a glass?

A one molar solution.

Why did the chemist wear gloves to brush his teeth?

His mouth was 4 molar

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