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Molar Jokes

Why did the Spanish Inquisition yank out people's molars?

Because they wanted the tooth, the whole truth, so help them God.

What did the molar 1 say to the wisdom tooth?

Ouch! Move, oral get you extracted.

One of my molars just said I'm handsome.

I love having a sweet tooth.

I had to take out a restraining order against my molar...

...it was abscessed with me.

Did you hear about the new religious group of dentists?

They called themselves the Holy Molars.

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Three friends attending Duke were taking Chemistry, and were confident that going into the final they had a solid A.

They were so confident that the weekend before the final they decided to go up to U Virginia and party with some friends up there.

They had a great time, but were so hung-over that they overslept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until late Monday morning.

They rushed to...

What is the difference between a philosopher and a dentist?

A dentist helps you solve *molar* dilemmas

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How much weight do you lose after having a wisdom tooth taken out?

A molar mass.

What did the chemist say when his wife bought him concentrated sulfuric acid for his birthday?

"Wow. 18 molar. This means a lot to me."

Which kind of bear can chew the best?

A molar bear

What do you call two dentists that live on the opposite side of the world?

Molar opposites

People are saying Donald Trump is wearing dentures after he was slurring his speech yesterday.

I think this calls for a molar investigation.

Why did the chemist wear gloves to brush his teeth?

His mouth was 4 molar

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What do you call a tooth in a glass?

A one molar solution.

I ate some food earlier but cant remember what it was..

There was a piece of food stuck in molars and I managed to get it out.



Problem is, I cant remember what it was, but I have it at the tip of my tongue.

There's been a plane crash

The police show up at one of the victims doors;

Wife: Hello, do you have any news on my husband?

Police: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid we have some good news and some bad news concerning your husband.

Wife: Well tell me the good news first, I need something to raise my spirits.

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A dentist, doing his first extraction on a patient was nervous

When he got the molar out, his hand shook, he lost his grip on the instrument, and the tooth dropped into patient's throat

Dentist: Sorry, you are outside my specialty now, you should see laryngologist (throat specialist)

By the time patient went to laryngologist, tooth had worked its ...

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