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How much weight do you lose after having a wisdom tooth taken out?

A molar mass.

What did the molar 1 say to the wisdom tooth?

Ouch! Move, oral get you extracted.

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A dentist, doing his first extraction on a patient was nervous

When he got the molar out, his hand shook, he lost his grip on the instrument, and the tooth dropped into patient's throat

Dentist: Sorry, you are outside my specialty now, you should see laryngologist (throat specialist)

By the time patient went to laryngologist, tooth had worked its ...

I had to take out a restraining order against my molar...

...it was abscessed with me.

One of my molars just said I'm handsome.

I love having a sweet tooth.

What did the chemist say when his wife bought him concentrated sulfuric acid for his birthday?

"Wow. 18 molar. This means a lot to me."

Why was Trump afraid to go to the dentist?

He heard there would be a molar investigation.

I ate some food earlier but cant remember what it was..

There was a piece of food stuck in molars and I managed to get it out.



Problem is, I cant remember what it was, but I have it at the tip of my tongue.

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Three friends attending Duke were taking Chemistry, and were confident that going into the final they had a solid A.

They were so confident that the weekend before the final they decided to go up to U Virginia and party with some friends up there.

They had a great time, but were so hung-over that they overslept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until late Monday morning.

They rushed to...

What's the difference between your dentist and a philosopher?

Your dentist helps you solve molar dilemmas.

Which kind of bear can chew the best?

A molar bear

What do you call two dentists that live on the opposite side of the world?

Molar opposites

There's been a plane crash

The police show up at one of the victims doors;

Wife: Hello, do you have any news on my husband?

Police: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid we have some good news and some bad news concerning your husband.

Wife: Well tell me the good news first, I need something to raise my spirits.

...

People are saying Donald Trump is wearing dentures after he was slurring his speech yesterday.

I think this calls for a molar investigation.

Why did the chemist wear gloves to brush his teeth?

His mouth was 4 molar

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Just found this joke in my Chem eng textbook

The little-known rare earth element nauseum (atomic weight 172) has the interesting property
of being completely insoluble in everything but 12-year-old bourbon. This curious fact was discovered in the laboratory of Professor Ludwig von Schlimazel, the eminent German chemist whose invention of t...

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

What do you call a tooth in a glass?

A one molar solution.

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