What did the chemist say when his wife bought him concentrated sulfuric acid for his birthday?
"Wow. 18 molar. This means a lot to me."
Why was Trump afraid to go to the dentist?
He heard there would be a molar investigation.
I ate some food earlier but cant remember what it was..
There was a piece of food stuck in molars and I managed to get it out.
Problem is, I cant remember what it was, but I have it at the tip of my tongue.
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A dentist, doing his first extraction on a patient, was understandably nervous.
When he got the molar out, his hand shook, he lost his grip on the instrument, and the tooth dropped down into the patient's throat.
"Sorry," said the doctor. "You're outside my specialty now.... You should see a laryngologist! [throat specialist]." By the time the unfortunate victim got to ...
What's the difference between your dentist and a philosopher?
Your dentist helps you solve molar dilemmas.
Which kind of bear can chew the best?
A molar bear
What do you call two dentists that live on the opposite side of the world?
There's been a plane crash
The police show up at one of the victims doors;
Wife: Hello, do you have any news on my husband?
Police: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid we have some good news and some bad news concerning your husband.
Wife: Well tell me the good news first, I need something to raise my spirits.
People are saying Donald Trump is wearing dentures after he was slurring his speech yesterday.
I think this calls for a molar investigation.
Why did the chemist wear gloves to brush his teeth?
His mouth was 4 molar
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Just found this joke in my Chem eng textbook
The little-known rare earth element nauseum (atomic weight 172) has the interesting property
of being completely insoluble in everything but 12-year-old bourbon. This curious fact was discovered in the laboratory of Professor Ludwig von Schlimazel, the eminent German chemist whose invention of t...