UPJOKE
namibiaafricazambiagaboronelesothozimbabweswazilandkalahari desertsouth africamalawicameroonmozambiquemauritiusseychellesmaldives

Botswana Jokes

From my Botswanan friend

A man dies and goes to hell.

He finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.

He goes to Germany Hell and asks, 'What do they do here?' ... He is told 'first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Th...

When I joined the Botswana Men's Choir, at first I was shy around everyone

But then we all just clicked.

Why do so many robots live in Africa?

'Cause Botswana.

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

You have two cows..

USA: You have two cows. You outsource a farm to milk them and sell the milk to those who can afford it. You then use the profit to buy someone else's cow for your butcher to make steak with.

Russia: You have two cows. When you get sober you remember that the mafia took them away from you, so ...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.