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Sovereign Jokes

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why are you asking me? Am I being detained?!?

If I had a nickel for everytime I didn't understand how Brits keep track of money...

I'd have 4 bob, 6 shillings, 2 quid, a crown, a sovereign, and 5 thripince.

Why can’t you play basketball with a sovereign citizen?

They are always traveling
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Why did the sovereign citizen cross the road?

That none of your business and I am free to travel on my way without being harassed, am I being detained?

My newspaper had a story about a sovereign citizen “going commando” in public.

They got charged for indie-cent exposure.

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one...they hold the light bulb and the world revolves around them.

Why are Sovereign Citizens bad at basketball?

They're always travelling and they don't recognize the court.

A man attacked and stole a battery from a Muslim sovereign.

He was charged for a-sult-an' battery.

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

The USA condemns

unprovoked invasion of a sovereign nation.

There's a little known country in central Europe that is ruled by a monarchy... (x-post /r/dadjokes)

Not many people are aware of its existence but I assure that it is there all the same. The king of this little land faces a lot of difficulty. He wants to make his kingdom into a sovereign nation but unfortunately they do not have the infrastructure, population, or economy to do so. In fact, this sm...

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