The international recognition of Jewish sovereignty is so bad...
...that they have to name their country "It's real" to remind everyone that it exists.
Why does Russia claim sovereignty over the Arctic Ocean?
Because it’s Pole-ish
Hillary Clinton is elected President.
On her first night in the White House (not counting when she was first lady), she is visited by the ghost of George Washington.
She asks, "What can I do to help America?"
Washington replies "Serve your country selflessly and always be honest"
*Hillary laughs in his face*
Arthur and Friends
The members of King Arthur's Round Table were always tired because they were on the knight shift.
But they did like to party. One day after a boisterous gathering, the purest knight of all kept asking everyone who was awake, "Did you see the gal I had?
When did King Arthurs men pract...
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A North Pole story of Christmas traditions
It was not shaping up to be a Merry Christmas at the North Pole. Mr. Claus was buttoning his suspenders when an angel popped in out of nowhere, yelling "HEY SANTA!". That caused his fingers to lose grip, and the whole thing snapped him in the eye.
When he got out to the elves, they were all g...