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Haunts Jokes

What haunts a chicken coop?

A poultry-geist!

What kind of ghost haunts a KFC?

A Poultrygeist

I once dated an Italian woman, who haunts me in my dreams to this day...

...she’s a real gaba-ghoul.

Tried to tell a joke to the ghost that haunts my house but I don't think he liked it...

...he just looked at me and boo'd.

Three friends go camping in a haunted forest

Late at night, the ghost that haunts the place goes to the first guy and says; "I'm the ghost with one green eye." Naturally the first guy flees. Then, the ghost goes to the second guy and says: "I'm the ghost with one green eye". Second guy flees. And lastly the ghost goes to the third guy and says...

I once told a bad joke about ghosts

It still haunts me to this day.

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