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Haunted Mansion Jokes

The Haunted mansion opened three years after Walt Disney died.

It's what Walt would have haunted

I went to a comedy night at a haunted mansion

I got booed off the stage

Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs.

FML.

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An American couple is looking to adopt a child...

and for whatever reason, they find themselves in an orphanage in Germany. There is this little German boy they really liked to adopt, and they decide to ask the nun if they can adopt him.

"You want to adopt little Volker?" the nun asks.

"Yes, of course. Why, is something wrong with Vol...

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