I was so happy when I finally found a great ghostwriter for a book I'd like to write.

It didn't work out though because the pen kept falling through its fingers.

All the jokes I post are my own. Except the spooky jokes.

They're by my ghostwriter.

Why does Cardi B explore haunted libraries?

To look for ghostwriters!

Why does Eminem hate Halloween?

Too many ghostwriters

Do you know what the difference is between Shakespeare and Eminem?

Eminem had no ghostwriter

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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