I've just released a new book about Poltergeists...
It's flying off the shelves.
If you know any poltergeist in need of a job, please send them my way
I have a moving company that could use some entities that have experience moving furniture.
I told a poltergeist that I'd give him $10,000 to leave my home forever
But when I didn't pay he came back and repossessed my house
I heard the Poltergeist movie was selling very well.
It was literally flying off the shelves.
I was thinking of having a poltergeist as a pet..
Now it's one of my worst Pet Peeves
(Harry Potter reference)
I just published my first book about poltergeists...
...and the store told me they're flying off the shelves.
I just bought a boomerang from a poltergeist.
That'll come back to haunt me.
What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?
Possession within tent
I before E except after C
We feign agreeing, but this foreign poltergeist of a rule is neither efficient nor smart- and therein lies the height of the issue. It's as if an ancient deity has deigned to influence the zeitgeist of the people. We must remove the weight of this veil from their eyes, and forfeit the obeisance of t...
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The Three Stooges are spending the night in a haunted house...
and get up to their usual eye-poking, nyuk-nyuking, slapstick shenanigans. In the middle of the pie fight, a poltergeist appears. Curly throws a cream pie and it turns around in midair and smacks him right in the face! He turns to Moe and says, "Hey, I think that ghost must have been from Austra...
Some Tim Vine jokes...
"I tell you what makes my blood boil..... Crematoriums."
"People with guns who say give me your money... you gotta hand it to them."
"So I went to my local department store and said I cant decide whether to buy this bed or not. He said do you want to sleep on it? I said of course I do."