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Poltergeist Jokes

I got "poltergeist" and "zeitgeist" confused

And now disco is undead

Did you hear about the poltergeist that got arrested by the DEA?

Yeah, he got busted for possession.

I just published my first book on Poltergeists....

Copies were flying off the shelves.....

What do you call a Poltergeist that nuts a lot?

A Ghostbuster.

I recently wrote a book about poltergeists

I'm pleased to say it's really been flying off the shelves.

I told a poltergeist that I'd give him $10,000 to leave my home forever

But when I didn't pay he came back and repossessed my house

I heard the Poltergeist movie was selling very well.

It was literally flying off the shelves.

I was thinking of having a poltergeist as a pet..

Now it's one of my worst Pet Peeves


(Harry Potter reference)

If you know any poltergeist in need of a job, please send them my way

I have a moving company that could use some entities that have experience moving furniture.

I just bought a boomerang from a poltergeist.

That'll come back to haunt me.

I before E except after C

We feign agreeing, but this foreign poltergeist of a rule is neither efficient nor smart- and therein lies the height of the issue. It's as if an ancient deity has deigned to influence the zeitgeist of the people. We must remove the weight of this veil from their eyes, and forfeit the obeisance of t...

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The Three Stooges are spending the night in a haunted house... and get up to their usual eye-poking, nyuk-nyuking, slapstick shenanigans. In the middle of the pie fight, a poltergeist appears. Curly throws a cream pie and it turns around in midair and smacks him right in the face!

He turns to Moe and says, "Hey, I think that ghost must have been from Australia."
"Oh yeah, why?"
"Because it just threw a Boo-Meringue at me!"

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