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Gulf Coast Jokes

Why didn't Texas drift into the gulf coast?

Because Oklahoma sucks.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Roger was very thin because he was afraid to spend a lot of money on food. He looked forward to the day when his grandfather would die and leave him a fortune.

His grandfather was blessed with both a sense of humor and a sense of justice. So he planned that when he finally died all he would leave to Roger was a cookie.

But what a cookie.

It was made with butter, churned from milk from a yak milked by a virginal milkmaid on the highest field o...

What do you call it when your wife/gf is mad as hell and won't let you get a word in?

A HER-icane.

(my apologies to our gulf coast friends. take care.)

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