They ask a white supremacist if we should change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of US . . .
He replies: I don't care, as long as it's Not Sea ...
Why doesn't Texas float away into the Gulf of Mexico?
Because Oklahoma sucks.
What do you call the worlds most famous oil painting?
The Gulf Of Mexico.
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The Small Skulled Boss (nsfw)
So, I'd been working at my company for a while (I won't say which one, but you probably have used their product today). Yesterday, the CEO of the company came into our department and had a sit down with me. When I first met him, the first thing I noticed was the size of his head. It was the size ...
So I wrote some Chuck Norris jokes the other day...
The devil once sold his soul to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't speak, he thinks loudly.
New Orleans didn't flood because of a hurricane. Chuck Norris did a canon ball into the Gulf of Mexico.
Chuck Norris once punched the Tower of Pisa.
Chuck Norris doesn't fart, beca...