He sings this song, "Crimea River", but I checked, and Crimea is a peninsula, not a river.
[Pickup line] Are you the Korean peninsula?
Because I'm gonna split you in two
Wars in the Iberian Peninsula
Having forged a marriage alliance, the kingdoms of Castille and Aragon formed Spain, a united Catholic front to drive the Moors outside of Iberia.
One of the more important battles in the subsequent Reconquista was the siege of Cordoba. Though historians debate what exact tactics the command...
Did you guys hear about the new board game sweeping the Iberian peninsula?
Settlers of Catalan.
Here in Michigan's Upper Peninsula we have a program for recovering Canadians.
It's called Eh Eh.
What did the peninsula say before it was split in half by a flowing mass of water?
In the early 2000s Justin Timberlake did a tour in Eastern Europe and had a stop in southern Ukraine.
After playing a show in Sevastopol he had some down time so he travelled the countryside, and was amazed by the stunning beauty of the peninsula's nature and wildlife. He backpacked through ...
The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the...
An engineer, a mathematician, a cartographer and a philosopher have a contest...
An engineer, a mathematician, a cartographer and a philosopher have a contest. Whoever can fence off the largest area of land with only 100 meters of fence will win and prove their profession superior.
The engineer goes first, and using his expertise makes a square 25m by 25m for 625m^(2). Co...
Three Holy Men and a Bear
A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that pr...
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To get in the deer hunting spirit
For the past 20 years ten of my closest friends have been spending deer season in the same camp in the UP (Upper Peninsula). This year one of the members got married; worse yet, his brother in law wanted to join the camp. The problem was the brother in law was a FIB (fucking Illinois bastard). ...