One day Vladimir Putin arrived at an elementary school, where he gave a lecture on all the reasons why Russia, under his leadership, is the best country in the world. After the lecture, he invited the children to ask him questions, and almost everyone raised their hand enthusiastically - after all, ...
Political dad joke.
What did the United States say when Russia annexed Ukraine's peninsula?
Ohh, Crimea River.
[Pickup line] Are you the Korean peninsula?
Because I'm gonna split you in two
Wars in the Iberian Peninsula
Having forged a marriage alliance, the kingdoms of Castille and Aragon formed Spain, a united Catholic front to drive the Moors outside of Iberia.
One of the more important battles in the subsequent Reconquista was the siege of Cordoba. Though historians debate what exact tactics the command...
An Emperor wanted to prove that he was greater than Alexander the Great
So he visited an elderly Council of Historians who had the power to write an Emperor's legacy after his time and spread his fame far and wide.
He asked them, "O Great Historians, what made Alexander a Great King? I wish to be greater than him and the greatest in human history"
And he ...
Here in Michigan's Upper Peninsula we have a program for recovering Canadians.
It's called Eh Eh.
Did you guys hear about the new board game sweeping the Iberian peninsula?
Settlers of Catalan.
What did the peninsula say before it was split in half by a flowing mass of water?
Justin Timberlake is bad at geography
He sings this song, "Crimea River", but I checked, and Crimea is a peninsula, not a river.
The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the...
In the early 2000s Justin Timberlake did a tour in Eastern Europe and had a stop in southern Ukraine.
After playing a show in Sevastopol he had some down time so he travelled the countryside, and was amazed by the stunning beauty of the peninsula's nature and wildlife. He backpacked through ...
An engineer, a mathematician, a cartographer and a philosopher have a contest...
An engineer, a mathematician, a cartographer and a philosopher have a contest. Whoever can fence off the largest area of land with only 100 meters of fence will win and prove their profession superior.
The engineer goes first, and using his expertise makes a square 25m by 25m for 625m^(2). Co...
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To get in the deer hunting spirit
For the past 20 years ten of my closest friends have been spending deer season in the same camp in the UP (Upper Peninsula). This year one of the members got married; worse yet, his brother in law wanted to join the camp. The problem was the brother in law was a FIB (fucking Illinois bastard). ...
Three Holy Men and a Bear
A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that pr...