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Why did Reddit get rejected for trying to buy an island?

Because there’s already a place called “The Virgin Islands.”

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I learned today that there are no canaries in the Canary Islands. Same thing with the Virgin Islands...

...no canaries there either.

The Falkland Islands are the male nipples of the British Empire

Not necessary- but will protect

A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old lamp.

He thinks he could sell it so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie.
The genie says to him " Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude."
The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it.
The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 ...

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You already know the legend of the Foo Bird...

...named after its purportedly plaintive cries of "Foo! Foo!" but renowned for its feces, which is said to become a deadly toxin on the skin upon exposure to air, giving us to the common piece of wisdom, "If the Foo shits, wear it."

However you may not know about the brave explorers who set o...

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They're going to have to change the name of the U.S Virgin Islands

They're about to get fucked

Everyone on a passenger ship could see a bearded man on a small island

shouting and desperately waving his hands."Who is that man?" a passenger asked the ship's captain. "Why is he so upset?""I have no idea," the Captain replied, "but, every year when we pass by here, he goes crazy."

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What did the WWII Japanese soldier say when they ran out of Islands to occupy?

Oki, now wa?

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