I like to put grilled chicken in my egg and cheese stuffed breakfast burrito...
Nothing warms my heart and stomach more than reuniting a mother and child.
A man walks into a bar, and begins reading the menu overhead the smoking hot bartender.
The sign reads as follows:
* Nachos $4
* Hamburger $3
* Hotdog $2
* Grilled Chicken Sandwich $3
* Grilled Cheese $2
* Fries, Onion Rings, and Tater Tots $1.50
* Handjob $10
After he looks over the menu for a mome...
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