I propose that we rename salmonella in honour of DMX.

Because eggs gon’ give it to ya.

Did you know that raw chicken gives you salmonella but...

Raw salmon doesn’t give you chickenella?

So if a Chicken carries salmonella, and a Cow carries e-coli, what does a pig carry?

A gun, a badge, and a "get out of jail free" card.

I recently heard that you can get salmonella from eating raw meats

Guess I gotta quit cold turkey

Y’all remember when Ritz and Goldfish crackers didn’t contain trace amounts of salmonella?

Pepperidge farm remembers.

I got Food poisoning from eating raw eggs

Salmonella isn’t a yolk, I hope this is over easy..I’m feeling all scrambled.

Yo' mama is so stupid...

She thinks Salmonella is a Disney fish princess

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get *salmonella*

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it!


I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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A hillbilly goes to see a doctor.

The doctor tells him he contracted some pretty nasty STDs. And asks him how he might have gotten them.

"I know how I gots em, it's salmonella. From sleeping in the chicken coop."

"Sir. These are all sexually transmitted diseases people have. You can't catch them from poultry, no matt...

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