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Salmonella Jokes

So if a Chicken carries salmonella, and a Cow carries e-coli, what does a pig carry?

A gun, a badge, and a "get out of jail free" card.

Did you know that raw chicken gives you salmonella but...

Raw salmon doesn’t give you chickenella?

I got Food poisoning from eating raw eggs

Salmonella isn’t a yolk, I hope this is over easy..I’m feeling all scrambled.

Y’all remember when Ritz and Goldfish crackers didn’t contain trace amounts of salmonella?

Pepperidge farm remembers.

What happens when you put Nutella on Salmon?

You get salmonella
Sorry if it's a repost. My friends just told me it:)

Yo' mama is so stupid...

She thinks Salmonella is a Disney fish princess

I recently heard that you can get salmonella from eating raw meats

Guess I gotta quit cold turkey
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