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Grilled Cheese Jokes

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A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.

He walks directly up to the Madam, drops down $500, and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"

The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal."

The trucker replies, "Listen darlin’,...

I was once served a grilled cheese sandwich in Switzerland and it was too hot to eat and I injured myself.

I had to go to the Bern ward...

What do you call a "Grilled Cheese" after a few days in the fridge?

Chilled Grease

Grilled cheese

It's like regular cheese but it's been bullied a lot

What is the difference between going down on an old lady and pulling apart grilled cheese?

Not much...

A man goes to a diner and orders a grilled cheese sandwich and a glass of room temperature sweet tea.

When his food arrives he takes a sip of the tea but finds it to be scorching hot.
"Ow!" yells the man, "I asked for this to be room temperature!"
"It is, sir" says the waiter "The kitchen is on fire."

Every time my mom burns my grilled cheese sandwich I get a stomach ache...

I guess I’m black toast intolerant.

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I like my sex the same way I like my grilled cheese sandwiches [NSFW]

Alone and all over the bed.

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Guy Fieri walks into a dive bar/restaurant after a long day of filming.

The menu board lists:

$5 Grilled Cheese Sandwich

$10 Growler of Beer

$25 Handjob

$50 Blowjob

The gorgeous bartender sees him at the bar and seductively asks what he'd like to order. Guy asks her if she is the woman performing the handjobs and blowjobs, to which s...

What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that gets right up in your face?

Too close for comfort food.

A man walks into a bar, and begins reading the menu overhead the smoking hot bartender.

The sign reads as follows:


* Nachos $4


* Hamburger $3


* Hotdog $2


* Grilled Chicken Sandwich $3


* Grilled Cheese $2


* Fries, Onion Rings, and Tater Tots $1.50


* Handjob $10


After he looks over the menu for a mome...

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

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So there's a fly...

... Floating 12 inches above a lake.
There's a trout watching the fly, and he thinks to himself "If that fly falls six inches, I can jump up and catch it. "

There's a bear watching the trout watching the fly, and the bear thinks to himself "If that fly falls six inches, the trout will jum...

I saw a squirrel bury a nut in my backyard today.

I'm going to swap it for a grilled cheese sandwich and blow his mind.

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