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Abattoir Jokes

I used to date a girl who worked at an abattoir.

She was a stunner

(Partial NSFW) I work at an abattoir and shot 3 pigs today.

I would have shot more but I had to go to work.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Two Cows

**Edit: Just to make it clear, I am not taking credit for the joke(s). I just merely found it/them whilst browsing around and thought you guys would appreciate it/them.**



SOCIALISM

You have 2 cows.

You give one to your neighbour



COMMUNISM

You have 2...

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