I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...

that's just spam.

Why does Santa need to have all of his maps custom made?

He uses polar coordinates!

A friend of mine always helps me out with maps and diagrams, pointing out all the little symbols and what they mean ...

The guy is a legend.

There once was a man named Ulf, and he was the meanest Viking in all the land.

Time after time he proved his temperament, and so obnoxious was he that the world knew him as Rude Ulf.

Despite his prowess, the village soon found him unbearable, and even his mother had not a kind thing to say.

Amidst pleas and cries for Rude Ulf’s exile, the chief gave him an ultima...

If Google maps asks me to rate the Sun

It is not going to get more than "1-star"

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If General Motors Built Cars like Microsoft...



This is an old joke and sadly some of this has come to pass.



If General Motors Built Cars like Microsoft...

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology li...

American discovery mapping error (with the right to offend)

The Spanish Cartography Society summoned their voyaging artist, Amerigo Vespucci, to explain what his purported maps of India depicted instead of the standard, approved reality.

AV famously stated, "Um.. err.. I ca.."

A man using Apple maps walks into a bar

Or a pharmacy, or maybe a shoe store.

The other day I downloaded the maps of Wales, England, Scotland and Northern Ireland for an assignment...

was shocked to see that the total file size was 1GB.

My cartographer wife was worried she'd lost some important topographical maps

We looked all morning trying to find them. We looked high and we looked low. Finally, when all hope was lost and she thought she was going to have to re-draw them from scratch, I found some maps in a desk drawer I hadn't checked. When I showed her what I'd found, she said 'Oh, that's a relief!'

Every time I see one of those maps that say “you are here”

I wonder how do they know it.

It's well known that men can read maps better than women.

But that's because only men can convince themselves an inch is the same thing as 100 miles.

Finally found my book of maps

Atlast.

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The Pacific ocean has a rating of 3.5 stars on Google maps.

Who the fuck is downvoting the ocean?

I looked up the nearest recycling center in my area in google maps and asked for directions

It opened up this subreddit

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What's an awkward moment for a homosexual when they're trying to use Google Maps?

When it tells them to go straight.

Women are like road maps.

I spend a lot of time looking at them, but they always end up making me confused.

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

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Alexa, I am feeling that I want to have sex.

Alexa :
Most certainly... Don't worry. I am dimming the lights. Setting your AC to 22 C degrees.

The Viagra is kept on the top right shelf of your wardrobe. The gel is kept next to it.

I have hired your favorite Thai masseuse. She is just 12 minutes away as per her Uber ride status....

What engine does the Google maps car have?

A search engine!

The guy who invented the Apple maps app walks into a bar ...

... and says, "Wait a second, this isn't Subway."

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