I got an e-mail saying “At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards”, and I thought...
“That’s just spam”
A man using Apple maps walks into a bar
Or a pharmacy, or maybe a shoe store.
Women are like road maps.
I spend a lot of time looking at them, but they always end up making me confused.
How is it that only men can read maps?
Because only a man can believe that an inch equals a mile. - Rosanne (?)
Just got fired from my job at Google Maps. Apparently I was terrible at drawing the boundaries between countries.
They said I was borderline incompetent.
Did you know google maps can work backwards?
But it always gets caught in the spam filter!
A friend of mine always helps me out with maps and diagrams, pointing out all the little symbols and what they mean ...
The guy is a legend.
It's well known that men can read maps better than women.
But that's because only men can convince themselves an inch is the same thing as 100 miles.
Finally found my book of maps
Atlast.
Why does Santa need to have all of his maps custom made?
He uses polar coordinates!
I received an email about an online course on Map Reading & Navigation.
They say it's so good you'll be able to read maps backwards.
But I soon realized it was just spam.
My cartographer wife was worried she'd lost some important topographical maps
We looked all morning trying to find them. We looked high and we looked low. Finally, when all hope was lost and she thought she was going to have to re-draw them from scratch, I found some maps in a desk drawer I hadn't checked. When I showed her what I'd found, she said 'Oh, that's a relief!'
The other day I downloaded the maps of Wales, England, Scotland and Northern Ireland for an assignment...
was shocked to see that the total file size was 1GB.
Every time I see one of those maps that say “you are here”
I wonder how do they know it.
I looked up the nearest recycling center in my area in google maps and asked for directions
It opened up this subreddit
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What's an awkward moment for a homosexual when they're trying to use Google Maps?
When it tells them to go straight.
The guy who invented the Apple maps app walks into a bar ...
... and says, "Wait a second, this isn't Subway."
American discovery mapping error (with the right to offend)
The Spanish Cartography Society summoned their voyaging artist, Amerigo Vespucci, to explain what his purported maps of India depicted instead of the standard, approved reality.
AV famously stated, "Um.. err.. I ca.."
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