Ghosted Jokes

When I was about 9 years old, my father forced me to go with him to the funeral of a friend of his, that I didn't know.
When we got there, I stayed in a corner, waiting for time to pass by. Then a man approached me and said, "Enjoy life boy, be happy because time flies. Look at me now.... I didn'... read more

The last thing I said to her was that I was going to watch Winnie The Pooh with my 4 year old niece...