"So I matched with this cute guy on Tinder last night, and we started chatting and sending each other memes and little animations. But then he mentioned that he was an exchange student from Athens, so I ghosted him." "Why?"
"My daddy always told me, 'Beware the Greeks bearing gifs.'"
When I was about 9 years old, my father forced me to go with him to the funeral of a friend of his, that I didn't know. When we got there, I stayed in a corner, waiting for time to pass by. Then a man approached me and said, "Enjoy life boy, be happy because time flies. Look at me now.... I didn'...
Tinder is haunted
I have been talking to someone on tinder and i told her how much i love halloween. To this, she said "great, i have something perfect for you"
Then she ghosted me.
I used to use a Halloween themed dating app
I left because I kept getting ghosted.
My long-distance Chinese girlfriend ghosted me.
The last thing I said to her was that I was going to watch Winnie The Pooh with my 4 year old niece...
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My therapist ghosted me.
I found out that he hadn’t died because I ran into him at the grocery store a few weeks later.