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I was so happy when I finally found a great ghostwriter for a book I'd like to write.

It didn't work out though because the pen kept falling through its fingers.

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Why doesn't the bible have an "about the author"?

It was written by a holy-ghostwriter

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All the jokes I post are my own. Except the spooky jokes.

They're by my ghostwriter.

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Why does Cardi B explore haunted libraries?

To look for ghostwriters!

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Why does Eminem hate Halloween?

Too many ghostwriters

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Do you know what the difference is between Shakespeare and Eminem?

Eminem had no ghostwriter

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How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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