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SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour
COMMUNISM
You have 2...
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Two Russians saw an advertisement for a job in Siberia.
Vladimir read it from beginning to end, a glowing account of a new town and industrial complex where there was sure to be full employment, high wages, luxurious Government-sponsored accommodation, and shops full of all the necessities and luxuries that roubles could buy. But just as he was reaching ...
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