Change in women's requirements towards men by years.
10 years - prince with a castle
15 years - a rock star
20 years - beautiful, smart and rich boy
25 years - a smart and rich man
30 years - a man that cooks and cleans
35 years - a man
40 years - a cat
45 years - two cats
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A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."
The couple agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor asked them, "Well, were you able to get through the two weeks without being intimate?" "Pastor, I'm afraid we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied. "What happened?" inquired the pastor.<...
A woman placed an ad in a news paper. 'I am looking for a male partner who needs to meet these three requirements.
1. He shouldn't beat me. 2. He shouldn't leave me.
Third and most important.
3. He should be great in bed.
One week later, her door bell rang, and she opened the door to find a man.
The man said, "Hi, I'm Peter. I don't have hands, so I can't beat you. I don't hav...
Problem about being in IT. You go by requirements and logic.
Husband is a programmer.
Wife : Honey, please go to the super market and get 1 bottle of milk. If they have bananas, bring 6.
He came back with 6 bottles of milk.
Wife: Why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of milk?!?!
Husband (confused): BECAUSE THEY HAD...
The star football player was missing his academic requirements
He was the best player they'd seen in years, but unfortunately, shared an IQ with his helmet. Regulations required that the player be benched until he brought his grades back up.
The coach, wanting to win their first season in decades, pled to allow the player to finish the season. It was fin...
Covid-19 is like client requirements...
This virus is like a client requirement. It keeps mutating regularly and a major change comes in just when you are about to go on holidays.
Agency: "Sir, we found 3 candidates as per your requirements.
How do you want their placements, sir?"
MD: "Put about 100 bricks in a closed room. Then send the candidates into the room and close the door, leave them alone and come back after a few hours and analyse the situation:
1. If they are counting the bricks, put them in Accounts departmen...
Disabled people have earned the word “special.” Special needs, special school and special requirements...
So it always alarms me when I hear special forces going to war!
Princess asked if anyone who could fulfill all three requirements, she would marry him otherwise a death penalty...
Requirements: 1. Must drink plenty of alcohol. 2. Must kill the hungry lion inside a cage and bring the eyes. 3. Must make the princess happy in bed.
After hearing the announcement, a poor drunk man thought he would be able to drink free alcohol and die peacefully. Without a fur...
The entry requirements of the Polish Club are strict...
You have to have an untarnished reputation.
What do you call a Koala who doesn't meet the requirements?
The Coast Guard recently changed their minimum height requirements to 6'.
That way if the boat sinks everyone can just walk to shore.
God decides to tighten the requirements to get into heaven. You must know the real reason to celebrate holidays.
A redhead, brunette and a blonde are at the pearly gates, and St Peter asks them why we celebrate Easter.
The redhead says, "We celebrate Easter by giving chocolate bunnies and going on Easter Egg hunts!" St. Peter says, "Sorry, you can't get into heaven."
The brunette goes, "We celeb...