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3 Men with stutters go to see a speech therapist to help them with their stutters and after a few months of therapy that isn't going very well one day the therapist thinks of a solution...

...the therapist then turns around to them and says "right, if you can tell me where you were born, without stuttering...I'll give each of you a blowjob, right here, right now!

she then steps up to the first man and asks him, "where were you born?"

the first man says "B B B B B B B Bir...

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Millionaire marriage proposal

A bachelor Chinese millionaire is on a business trip in Los Angeles. He has had very bad luck finding the perfect bride in China and had given up hope of getting married. During his business presentation, he sees the perfect bride for him -- she is an intelligent, tall, slender single brunette wit...

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Two friends meet each other and one of them is holding a small tennis court with two dwarfs playing. The other asks: โ€žMan, that's cool, where did you get it?โ€œ
โ€žWell, there's this old man sitting on the rock, and he fulfills wishes.โ€œ answers his friend and points the way. So the guy walks there an...

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3 stoners buy a horse

They go home with the horse and make it stay in the living room.

One of the friends pull out a bong and they all take hits until they're stoned.

While stoned they come up with an idea to have fun with the horse.
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A cabbie picks up a nun.

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, ''I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.


She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and ha...

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3 guys go see a prostitute....

A Greek guy, an African-American guy and a Jewish guy go to see a prostitute. She said "$50 for anything you want, but your request has to be 3 words long." The Greek guy says "In your ass." $50 and she fulfills his request. The African-American guy says "Suck my dick." $50 and she fulfills his requ...

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