Those who have an obsession with meat and anagrams are tough to please.
They're really hard to assuage.
A prison decides to renovate its showers
An ageing prison facility is constantly beset by long queues for the shower area, which the managers decide to do something about because having all the prisoners together in one area outside of their cells might get nasty. So they look into the problem, and realise that, although the showers themse...
A Lobster Walks Into a Bar
He goes up to the bartender and says: "Look, before you can serve me, I need to advise you that I'm a lawyer."
"Blimey... A lobster lawyer? That is impressive," says the bartender.
The Lobster puts his briefcase up on the bar, deftly opens it with his claws, and produces a document tha...
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