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(Long) (Borrowed from Ron Swanson) McGregor walks into a bar...

McGregor walks into a bar and tells a man at the bar "I built this bar with my own hands. I cut the wood, laminated the planks, planed it down, and finished it. Do they call me McGregor the bar builder? No. Come outside with me." McGregor takes the man outside. He points to a stone wall and says, "I...

The government in this town is excellent and uses your tax dollars efficiently.

~Ron Swanson

Do you know why the government is important?

It isn't, now have a landmine.

-Ron Swanson

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