What do you call a fox hole full of stoned soldiers?
A Pot Hole
yes I know it's a head it's so corny!
Budget cuts in the Army
It was near the end of basic training and all the soldiers were getting ready for the war games. A private came charging into his Lieutenant's office and said " Lieutenant, I lost my rifle. What am I going to use for the war games?" "I don't have time to deal with this right now" the lieutenan...
Two soldiers..
..came across a dead animal and an argument began. One soldier said it was a donkey, the other claimed it to be a mule. An officer happened by and they asked him to settle it. He said stiffly, "It's an ; Now dig a hole and bury it!"
As they were digging and grumbling, a pretty, little n...
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