Fountain Of Youth Jokes - 8 Hilarious Fountain Of Youth Jokes

Ponce de Leon began his journey to find the Fountain Of Youth

"But captain," a crewmate said. "Are you sure the fountain even exists?"

"Hmm," Ponce pondered. "Maybe you're right. Maybe this trip would be a waste of time."

"So, are we going back?" The crewmate asked.

"No, we're not going home empty handed," Ponce replied.

"So, wha...

I've been looking for the Fountain of Youth, but it's been unsuccessful.

I haven't come across a solid lead in my 547 years of searching.

Drank from the Fountain of Youth...

Broke out in acne.

If you sat with your hands in the fountain of youth,

would your hands get wrinkly?

There is a teenage kitchen basin at your front door selling water from the fountain of youth

Let that sink in

So a clothes designer drank from the Fountain of Youth...

Now she's Forever 21.

Everything you need to know about Australia

I REALLY hope these are true

These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for stupid questions!)

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A man's entire family was killed by a masked dolphin...

He set off on a quest for vengeance. He searched high and low for the identity of the masked dolphin. He traveled the world, asking dolphin Gurus and dolphin historians. He searched for ten years before he found his first clue.

In a shallow pool at the top of a tall mountain he found a dolphi...

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