Why was the blacksmiths son sent to detention?

He was caught forging signatures.

A man is given a job at the railroad

However he has no experience with trains. On his very first day he kills 200 senior citizens going around the curve at 600 miles per hour. This is all happening in Texas, and so he is sentenced to death. For his last meal he has 13 Bananas, which he eats peels and all. When they turn on the electric...

Did you hear about the blacksmith that was arrested for creating iron calligraphy?

He was charged with forging signatures.

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