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Firecrackers Jokes

What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

My Dad tried twisting the wicks of a handful of firecrackers together and accidentally pulled them out. I told him to stop and not try to fix them, it wasn't safe.

He refused two.

What do you call a trailer​ park fire?

Firecrackers

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Little Johnny

It was show & tell time at school when the teacher finally got around to asking Johnny what he had to show or tell. Johnny got up in front of the class and said “On the weekend my friends and I went to the creek near my house. We found some frogs and stuck firecrackers up their ass!” “Johnny!!! ...

Busted!

A couple days ago a couple kids in high school were busted behind their school. One was eating firecrackers and the other was drinking battery acid.

They were taken to court by the police. The judge thought long and hard what their punishment should be, but just ended up charging the one, and...

Two troublesome boys

So these two kids are just the worst. They're 8 and 6, and they get into trouble every day. Kicking cats, firecrackers in mailboxes, the works. If something is broken or missing in their neighborhood, it's these kids' fault.

Their parents are at their wits end; they've tried grounding th...

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