How do you prevent a wasp from using its stinger?

Steal all the crème de menthe from his country club.

The Talk

Dad: Son, I think it’s time we have the talk.

Son: Ok dad, but what’s the talk.

Dad: It’s called the birds and the bees.

Son: Ok, explain it.

Dad: Well the boys are the bees because they have a stinger, ok. The girls are called the birds because they won’t shut up.

Why I Joined the Air Force

The DOD was conducting an all service briefing and the leader posed this question.
“What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?”
A sailor said, “I’d step on it.”
A soldier said, “I’d squash it with my boot.
A marine said, I’d catch it, break the stinger off, and eat it.”
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Little Billy loved to visit at his uncle’s junkyard

Even though he ran a junkyard, uncle Stu was a very bright man who loved to teach and answer all of his beloved nephew Billy’s questions. Over one particular summer they restored a classic old car. Each step was a learning experience. When a part was rusted, uncle Stu would explain all about the pro...

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