Steal all the crème de menthe from his country club.
Dad: Son, I think it’s time we have the talk.
Son: Ok dad, but what’s the talk.
Dad: It’s called the birds and the bees.
Son: Ok, explain it.
Dad: Well the boys are the bees because they have a stinger, ok. The girls are called the birds because they won’t shut up.
Why I Joined the Air Force
The DOD was conducting an all service briefing and the leader posed this question. “What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?” A sailor said, “I’d step on it.” A soldier said, “I’d squash it with my boot. A marine said, I’d catch it, break the stinger off, and eat it.” A...
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Little Billy loved to visit at his uncle’s junkyard
Even though he ran a junkyard, uncle Stu was a very bright man who loved to teach and answer all of his beloved nephew Billy’s questions. Over one particular summer they restored a classic old car. Each step was a learning experience. When a part was rusted, uncle Stu would explain all about the pro...