Tongue Twister

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

I asked my wife if she wanted to play twister.

She said her schedule was flexible enough

I have a tongue twister for all to try, I learnt this when I was a fifteen year old kid, I can still pull it off to a tee..

I'm not the Pheasant plucker, I'm the Pheasant pluckers mate.

I'm only plucking Pheasants because the Pheasant pluckers late.

Good Luck..

What is a highlighter's favorite Twister position?

Knee on yellow.

What do I like about a good tongue twister?

It's hard to say...

The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.

I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.

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The world’s shortest tongue twister (which is kind of a joke right?) - the minimum 2 words long

Irish Wristwatch

Just pissed a lot of people off at work with this one

Some quantum physicists play twister at a party

Later that day, one of them spontaneously flattens and three seconds later the other is hit by a car: they were still entangled.

I was with a group of friends when one of them suggested we play Twister. This person knows I'm not a fan of Twister.

I hate being put in an awkward position.

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I gave my girlfriend a titty twister that ruined her bra...

Now whose tired of hearing about the whirled cup?

'Twister kills fifteen in Kansas'

Anybody else think the Americans may be playing it wrong.

Im writing a stage show based on the movie Twister

Ive gotten as far as the first draft

The world tongue twister champion was killed today in a tragic accident.

He was run over by a red lorry. Then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry

Girl: I'm having a party at my house, we're playing Truth or Dare and Twister, can you come?

Guy: I already did.

The inventor of Twister has died...

...Police say "foul play cannot be ruled out".

I read in an American newspaper last night "15 die in twister"...

...I don't think you're playing it right.

I was wondering how close the twister was...

The answer blew me away

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

What do a texas twister and a texas divorce have in common???????????????

Either way the trailer gets split in half.

How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Texas?????

because if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush

Race Horse Joke/tongue twister

One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.

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The tongue twister...

The wife asks her husband:

-Hey, do you know any tongue twisters?

-Yes, penis.

-Penis? thats not a tongue twisfhndnfasdfnghfgh

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What do you call a tornado filled with boobs?

A titty twister.

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A man gets on an airplane with a black eye...

Soon another man sits down next to him with a black eye. The first man says, "Hello this is kind of strange, but I noticed you have a black eye too...how did you get it?"

The other guy says , "Well it's kind of a tongue twister...I was standing in line to get my ticket and the girl at the de...

What is a chameleon's worst enemy?

A tongue twister

A friend of mine tried telling a joke about a tornado...

It was a real tongue twister.

What do you call four famished frogs fighting for five frightened flies?

A *Tongue Twister*

~~Edit: How to change tags? Did not tag when posting this; why is it automatically tagged 'Religion'?~~

Edit 2: Thank you u/ElderCunningham for fixing the tag for me. Thank you u/mountorange and u/vphov1 for getting in before that change and letting me know about the...

Three women are on death row in Utah...

...and about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready.....Aim....." Suddenly the brunette yells, "Hurricane!!" Everyone is star...

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A slip of the tongue

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.

He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too.

He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"

The other guy say...

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and starts reading the news on his Iphone.

"Wow, 'Twister kills 15 in Oklahoma!" the guy says. "They take that game very seriously there," the bartender replies.

My 7 year old's first comeback line

My son has asd and though he loves to read jokes and tries to understand why they are funny, introducing wit to him has been difficult. It was more of a surprise than a joke but here goes.

We recently moved to India and my wife is missing outdoors and Europe and today she said - oh I really w...

A powerful tornado tore through our town last night. So far, eight bodies have been found.

Plot twister. It only damaged the graveyard.

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Did you hear about the tornado that blew through the strip club?

It was a real titty-twister!

In and Out

(Part joke and part tongue-twister - lots of fun to tell out loud.)

Once upon a time, a mama skunk had twin baby skunks, who she named In and Out.

One day when they were just wee skunks, In and Out went out to play. At lunchtime, Mama Skunk poked her head out and called out, "In and O...

What’s the least popular party game in the Midwest?

Twister

What is a trailer park's favorite game?

Twister

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