I’m writing a screenplay about a group of criminals scheming to rob an allergy clinic.
I’m thinking of calling it “The Gesundheist”.
Did you hear about the screenwriter who was so distracted from working on a screenplay in his head, he stepped into a crosswalk and got hit by a hit-and-run driver?
Another victim of a cross site scripting attack.
I’m currently writing a screenplay about two Jedi knights who fall in love, only to discover that their midichlorians are killing them.
I’m calling it The Fault in Our Star Wars.
Steven Spielberg died and went to Heaven.
"Thank goodness you made it to Heaven!" said St. Peter. "God is producing a movie and He wants you to direct it."
"Directing movies was what I did in my mortal life," said Spielberg. "This is my eternal life. I want my eternal life to be relaxing."
"I haven't told you about the film cr...
Our two new mods, ElderCunningham and iBleeedorange
Not too long ago we started advertising new moderator positions for /r/jokes, and after receiving a bunch of submissions, we found our two candidates.
I've asked them to write up a brief introduction for themselves.
First up is /u/iBleeedorange, who also mods /r/diablo...
Martin Scorcese dies and goes to heaven
He's met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. He says "God has been waiting for you to die. He is going to produce the greatest production in history and wants you to direct. He's signed Shakespeare to write the screenplay. Michelangelo is the art director. Beethoven is writing the music." ...