A lot of women watch “Fixer Upper”...

...and think they can apply it to an industrial painter with multiple felonies.

The news is talking about the prison sentences of nearly half a dozen turban-wearing men who committed some minor felonies

"One to Three for Five Sikhs"

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know; they were speaking Spanish.

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A man finally get out of jail...

...after spending 28 years on the inside for multiple felonies. And just like any other male that hasn't touched a woman after 28 years, he wanted to get some ass. Unfortunately this guy had gotten taken to jail with only $40, so that is what he had when he was released.
Without wasting anytim...

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