1. I’ve had amnesia for as long as I can remember.
1. What do you call a cheap circumcision? A ripoff.
1. French tanks have five rever...
There was a very wealthy Count named Carl.
He always threw extravagant parties and almost everyone loved him, but almost no one knew where he got his massive wealth from.
One day, some law enforcement got suspicious of Count Carl’s wealth and went to him demanded to know where it was coming from. Count Carl refused to tell them, howe...
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "It," closes his eyes, counts to 10, and then opens them.
Pascal is nowhere to be seen. Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He's sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to one side.
Einstein says, "Newton, you're terrible, I've found you!"
Newton says, "No no, no. You've found one Newton per...
Waiting on a Zoom call to start, but were having technical issues. Client texted and said, "please bare with me." Thought it was an odd request, but she's the client. Eventually we got the video to work, but now I'm fired.
A rabbit says to a fox, "I'm writing a dissertation on how rabbits eat foxes"
"Come on, you know that's impossible! No one will publish such rubbish." says the fox
"Well, follow me and I'll show you." They both go into the rabbit's dwelling and after a while, the rabbit emerges with a satisfied expression on his face.
Then comes a wolf. "Hello, what are we doin...
Agency: " Sir, we found 3 candidates as per your requirements. How do you want their placements, sir?"
MD: "Put about 100 bricks in a closed room. Then send the candidates into the room and close the door, leave them alone and come back after a few hours and analyse the situation:
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A man goes for a prostate exam.
The doctor is checking him out when he finds a roll of $100 bills stuffed up his ass. He pulls out the money and counts it.
“You’re not gonna believe this, but I just found $1900 shoved up your ass!”
The man says, “Well that makes sense. That’s why I haven’t been feeling too grand.”