The Negotiator

Cop: you're going to prison for forgery
Me: *slides him a 37 dollar bill* what about now

I am a master at forgery

I have all the certificates to prove it

there was a suspicion of university diploma forgery

There was a suspicion of university diploma forgery. The police went to investigate that. "There was no proof that any crime was commited," said the police officer, John Brown J.D., M.D., B.D., Ph.D.

A man gets out of jail after serving a sentence for forgery

He finds that his mother has contracted a terrible disease and is on her death bed. He and his brother have a conversation about the inheritance. The brother asks "Do you think you'll get anything after all these years in prison?" The man confidently replies "I'm sure of it." His brother, confused, ...

A real Picasso painting declared a forgery by a fake authenticator... art officially artificial according to an artificial art official.

The police finally catch a notorious criminal,

so the chief himself decides to interrogate him.

Chief: "Let me see here, you have quite the backstory. Theft, forgery, burglary, forgery, blackmail, theft, forgery, forgery, forgery, the list goes on and on. What do you have to say for yourself?"

Criminal: "Well, it took me a while to...

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