My girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share my feelings.

I can’t say I’m surprised.

One girl just told me she has feelings for me

As examples she mentioned irritation and vicarious embarrassment.

I need to tell my girlfriend she's using way too much teeth when she goes down on me, but I don't want to hurt her feelings.

How do I soften the blow?

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Therapist: I’ve concluded that you are incapable of describing your feelings.

Patient: I can’t say that I am surprised!

What did G say when it hurt H's feelings?

H, I J/K

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