After many years of sadness and suffering, I tearfully buried my loving wife today.
She insisted that she wasn't actually dead, but that bitch told lies.
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Robin Hood was dying
Robin Hood was dying. He had lived a great many years, and now he was old, grey, and bedridden. He put out messages for all his friends to see him; and so at the appointed hour, Maid Marian, Little John, Friar Tuck, and the rest of the Merry Men gathered in his bedchamber.
"Maid Marian, my l...
There was a lawyer who had twelve kids.
He could not find a house to rent, as no landlords wanted to have twelve kids breaking their properties. As he believed that he must not lie, he told his wife to bring eleven kids to have a walk at a nearby cemetery. Then he took the other kid and went to meet a landlord. The landlord asked: